So this is, like, the Seven Deadly Sins, right? I mean, I've never been great at math, but, uh, the big, angry one, that's Wrath, yeah? And then Gluttony, obvi. Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust, who I thought was gonna be way hotter, if I'm being honest. But that's only six. Where's lucky number seven? Where's little man? Where's Envy? Is he just scared of me and my family because we're so awesome? Because I get that. Like, the other sins, they get to come out and fight because they're big and strong and scary. But Envy... he's just the runt. And that's why all the other sins never invite him out to play, man. Because they all know who'd win. And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy.
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Guys, I think I can move really... fast.
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Whoa!
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I'm sure she'll come looking before too long, okay?
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Oh, crap.
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What's a lair?
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Open this up right now, kid. That's a federal offense, kid. You can't do that! Do not go in that car. Come on, open the door. Please. Please, come on.
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Hyper-speed! Check!
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This is Billy Batson. Make sure you make him feel at home. - Okay? - Yeah. Maybe don't say anything too weird? Oh, one weird thing is, did you know that Romans used to brush their teeth with their urine?
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I can fly!
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Yeah, I'm sure. Because there's plenty of fish in the sea.
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Yo, what is that?
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No. No.! Here's the thing about power. What good's power, if you got nobody to share it with? - Nice. - Ta-da! That's disgusting. Fatality. I got the voice. What's that? I can have anything I've ever wanted? Billy. No, no, no! - Stop it! - Don't look at that! Billy, don't do it! Ah! - You should hear yourselves! - Not funny. You think I'm gonna put a demon ball in my head? That's disgusting. That's funny. That's pretty funny. You got me going. - You got me going. - Uh... Guys. What? Oh. Hey. Oh, wow. All right, We did it! Hey, all right, yeah! We did it! We did it! Hey, you guys are all safe. There's no more danger anymore. - We're fine. It's okay. - All right, all right, all right. We're good.
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My name is Darla, and I've been really good. What?
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No, no, no. No, no. No!
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No! No, no. Oh, my God! Is he giving us suitcase wedgies?
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Say my name so my power may flow through you. I open my heart to you, Billy Batson. And in so doing, choose you as champion. With your heart, unlock your greatest power. The thrones of our brothers and sisters await.