Even if I could, I mean, honestly, what could we do with that that's cool? I don't know, maybe command an army of billions in the ocean. Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool.
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5.7s
But I wanted a tiger. Oh, but this is the real prize, baby. See?
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1.5s
Someone help me!
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2.4s
Help!
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1.4s
You broke it.
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11.2s
- Stop it! - Hey. Hey, Dad! Hey! Thad, you can't go crying to other people all the time. A man needs to know when to stand up for himself.
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5.5s
Thad... I said no toys at Grandfather's. But it's Christmas.
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44.6s
Wait. I'm good enough, I swear! - What? Let me back in! Calm down, Thad! - Don't open the door! - Stop it! - Calm down. - Stop! Hey, I'm gonna kill you, you little freak! Stop... Oh! I was just there. This man, this wizard, he took me to a castle and... Stop. Stop! Stop it! You miserable, whiny, little shit! You could have killed us! Do you understand that?
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25.3s
Ah. But first... you must demonstrate that you're pure of heart and strong in spirit. He lies. Don't be his champion. We can give you power. Take the eye.
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27.2s
Your father thinks you're weak. Show him your power. Take the eye. No.!. What? What happened? Only the purest of hearts can resist their temptations.
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3.2s
But you, you will never be worthy.
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6.9s
You did this. You did this! No. Dad.
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16.3s
Dad? Dad! Dad?
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1s
Take it.
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3.1s
Family is more than just a word.
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1.6s
All hands on deck.
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1.6s
But I'm not your age anymore.
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13.4s
Ooh! Controversy. Into it. Share with us your perspective, Eugene. Just saying, he's what? Charging people's phones? So what? I can charge a phone with a plug. Preach.
