So, it seems Philadelphia has gotten an early Christmas present in the form of its very own superhero. And we're out.
Shazam!
1.5s
You can fly?
Shazam!
2.3s
Running out on us! Lying!
Shazam!
1.3s
Santa!
Shazam!
18.6s
Gross. You said you'd come. You said I would come! I never said I was... I'm a superhero, dude! Well, you're acting real heroic. How much people paying you today? Listen, I have serious responsibilities now, okay? But that's cool because I can carry that burden with my... Hands! Lightning with my hands!
Shazam!
2.2s
I'll just call him. I'll just make sure.
Shazam!
2s
Just don't be so hard on him, okay?
Shazam!
10.4s
Come on now. Hands! Lightning with my hands! Lightning with my hands! Lightning with my hands! Hey. Hey.
Shazam!
1.7s
No way.
Shazam!
8.6s
So, like, what do you and Mrs. Claus do in the summertime? Well, in some ways, Santa is always here for you.
Shazam!
8.3s
Oh, my God, honey, are you okay? - Are you okay? - Yeah. What happened? Are you hurt? Come inside. We need to have a talk.
Shazam!
4.9s
Huh? Then I get a call from the school, telling me you've been cutting class! Getting in fights!
Shazam!
21.7s
Billy. Where is he? Supervillain. Supervillain! Supervillain! Worse. Much worse. Radioactive anthromorph? Psychic energy manipulator? I won't let you read my mind. My mind is blank. You can't get in. I don't need to read your mind. Because you are going to tell me.
Shazam!
5.5s
It's him! It's that superhero guy! Help us! Save us!
Shazam!
1s
Billy?
Shazam!
1.5s
Billy, come on!
Shazam!
1m13s
- Thank you very much. - Oh, of course, yeah. Dude! Dude, dude! Dude, did you see that? Yeah. You electrocuted a bus and almost killed these people. And then I caught it! Freddy, I caught a bus with my bare hands, man! I caught a bus like people catch fly balls. Like, who does that? I do that! Billy! You do nothing. You take selfies and make people pay you. You know, forget it. I can't really talk to you when you look like this. You just wish it was you. No shit! You think? I would kill to have what you have. Because everything I do is, like, some desperate attempt to get people to notice me. To not feel sorry for me. I mean, look at me! Look at me. Do you even see me? 'Cause most people don't. 'Cause they don't want to. And now you don't either. I mean, you think this is who you are? I mean, Billy, you're 14, and now you're no better than the Breyers. All this power, and all you did was turn into a show-off and a bully. Whatever, kid! I do what I want! And I'm, like, mid-20s probably! Maybe even, like, 30.
Shazam!
8.1s
Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I was in the neighborhood, you know, so I thought... Thank you! It was kind of my fault anyway.