On... on, my God! It's crazy, right? What are your superpowers? Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing.
Shazam!
23s
Hey, do you know habanero jerky, if you eat enough of it, it can burn a hole in your stomach? Worth it. Yeah. Probably not you, though. You've probably got stomach superpowers. Probably. Oh, hey. What's up? I'm a superhero. Yeah, his name is, uh, Captain Sparklefingers. No, it's not. No, it's not! That's not my name. Hey, we should hang out. We're, like, the same age. Oh, okay. I'm out. Hey, wait up!
Shazam!
14.1s
Stupid adult hands. But you saw it. You saw it, right? Look, Freddy, I swear. It's me, okay? Look, I know we're not really close friends or anything, but you're the only person that I know that knows anything about this caped crusader stuff. - That's Batman. - What?
Shazam!
1.1s
How do we do this?
Shazam!
1.7s
Okay. Can you fly?
Shazam!
10.5s
I'm invisible! I'm right here. Over here. I'm invisible! I'm invisible! Hey! Nice outfit, dipshit.
Shazam!
7.8s
Oh, yeah, that's the old Batarang. I mean, it's a replica, but feel how sharp. I could kill you in your sleep with that thing.
Shazam!
14.5s
I was overwhelmed, honestly. He said I must be pure of heart. He call himself a wizard. He even dressed like a wizard from Harry Potter or some...
Shazam!
9.2s
Yeah. You wanna try invisibility? How do I do... Forget it. You know, okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Shazam!
2.6s
I'm right here. You can't see me? Where?
Shazam!
2.8s
Oh, my God. Obviously, you have to jump. Come on.
Shazam!
5.4s
This way! Go, go, go. Follow Darla. Good job, Darla. Go, go, go! Kids?
Shazam!
20.2s
Big school. 2,000 students, you might think, "Wow, so many strangers." But not if you think of them as possible future friends. Then it's, "Wow, so many friends." The principal, her name's Shirley. She's the best. Next. This is our security scanner. Like in an airport. It's totally safe. I know what it is.
Shazam!
1.9s
All hands on deck.
Shazam!
6s
Kidding, again! You look at me, and you're like, "Why so dark? You're a disabled foster kid. You've got it all." Right?
Shazam!
3.1s
You don't gotta talk so much, you know.
Shazam!
6.1s
Have a good first day, big brother. Look, you don't have to hug me all the time. We're not actually brother and sister, so...
Shazam!
8.8s
What? Dude, I'm just messin' around. It's, um, terminal cancer. I only have three months.
