Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood with the goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate, Brandon Routh. Remember Brandon Routh from that God-awful Superman movie? Jesus Christ! Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us.
Ted
15.7s
Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed. Yeah, I know, right? Me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house and we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coatroom. Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis. You know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.
Ted
6.2s
It'll be great when it's furnished. Yeah, and the guy said it ain't hardly had no murders in it. So, that's good.
Ted
5.7s
That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
Ted
2.3s
TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!
Ted
1.4s
(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)
Ted
1.2s
Wait a second.
Ted
1.3s
(GRUNTING)
Ted
2.4s
Listen, John.
Ted
1.2s
(GRUNTING)
Ted
11.5s
I'm really glad that you came. Me, too. Yeah? Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass? That won't affect your workplace chemistry, will it? Please play nice. For you, I will. Thank you. Anything.