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(GRUNTS)

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Say that one more time.

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Greatest night ever!

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(CHEERING)

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A-ah!

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You're hired.

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Daddy!

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Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood with the goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate, Brandon Routh. Remember Brandon Routh from that God-awful Superman movie? Jesus Christ! Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us.

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Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed. Yeah, I know, right? Me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house and we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coatroom. Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis. You know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.

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It'll be great when it's furnished. Yeah, and the guy said it ain't hardly had no murders in it. So, that's good.

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That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.

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TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!

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(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)

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Wait a second.

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(GRUNTING)

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Listen, John.

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(GRUNTING)

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I'm really glad that you came. Me, too. Yeah? Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass? That won't affect your workplace chemistry, will it? Please play nice. For you, I will. Thank you. Anything.

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