And not because some of you might laugh at the fact that I'm representing a teddy bear. (SOFT LAUGHTER)
Ted 2
2.4s
Yeah. JOHN: Um, hey. Um...
Ted 2
6.8s
(SHOUTS) What the hell? Mr. Brady, we just need a moment of your time. What are you doing here? Who are you? Get out of my house! (INDISTINCT TALKING)
Ted 2
1.8s
(SIGHING)
Ted 2
10s
Your neighbors called, and your air conditioner's making a loud noise so I'm supposed to check out the unit. Uh, okay. Yeah, it's around back. Okay. Um, I just may need a signature in case I got to get some parts, for the billing.
Ted 2
1.4s
All right.
Ted 2
5s
And honest to God, if you two want to be together, nothing would make me happier.
Ted 2
2.2s
I've been wanting to do this for a long time.
Ted 2
1.4s
Come on.
Ted 2
16.7s
Listen, Johnny, I wanna tell you how sorry I am. No, forget it, buddy. Look, Teddy, you were upset, and I shouldn't have brushed it off. I'm so sorry. No, listen to me. Just listen to me. You, too, Sam. I acted like an asshole. All right? I was just hurting because I knew I'd lost.
Ted 2
5.3s
And for what it's worth, as far as I'm concerned, you're a person.
Ted 2
2.1s
(805 POP SONG PLAYING)
Ted 2
4.9s
And you're not a cheater. I mean, I think your balls are perfect. It's around back. All right. Yeah.
Ted 2
3.2s
And plus, after seeing your laptop, I didn't think you had any left.
Ted 2
3.4s
Hey! Um, are you, uh, Tom Brady?
Ted 2
4.3s
Take the damn raincoat off. It's making too much noise. Piss off! I don't wanna get anyjizz on me!
Ted 2
4.3s
And that, in the eyes of the world, I'll always be property.
Ted 2
2.7s
TED: It was him! The guy dressed like the Ninja Turtle!
