(SINGING) Hey, you lawyer guys You don't know me and Johnny are watching you While we're high That was fucking magic. That felt smooth. That felt really smooth. Oh! So in the pocket.
Ted 2
4.8s
Oh, yeah? What's that? Tami-Lynn and I are gonna have a baby!
Ted 2
13s
Okay? And... And I don't want us to fight like we've been doing the past few months. I don't know, Teddy. Something's got to change, you know? Because I can't do this no more. It's too much. I know, I know, I know. And... And that's why...
Ted 2
10.7s
You do? Yeah. A baby? Like really? Yeah. See, I think, if we got a kid to love, it'll teach us how to love each other again.
Ted 2
12.1s
Holy shit! You? (CHUCKLES) Yeah, yeah, we talked about it today. Dude, that's fucking awesome! Congratulations! Thank you! Wait, wait, wait. How... How... How do you guys... VVeH,yeah,thafsthe thing. We... We, uh... We got to find a sperm donor.
As for complex emotions and the capacity for empathy, we all saw the distressing images of Ted agonizing over his fallen friend, John Bennett.
Ted 2
7.9s
Ted and Tami-Lynn were married once again, and soon afterward, they adopted a fine, young baby boy.
Ted 2
1.4s
Thanks, Sam.
Ted 2
6s
Thanks,paL Hey, you were always real to me, buddy. Even when you weren't. Congratulations, Ted.
Ted 2
1.3s
What is your name?
Ted 2
5.2s
I... I mean, they say, uh, "Trix are for kids" in the commercials. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Ted 2
2.3s
And is that enforced by law?
Ted 2
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
9.9s
(EXHALES) Sorry, Allison. I tried. (SIGHS) It's okay. I just wish he wasn't so goddamn cute. Yeah. Hey, can I get a Jack Daniel's with just a splash of Grey Goose?
Ted 2
5.6s
This is quite a victory for you. Is there any statement that you'd like to make now that you're legally a person?
