Aw, buddy, I love you for that. Thanks, Ted. That means a lot.
Ted 2
19.9s
TED: Oh! Fuck me! TAMI-LYNN: What's the matter? TED: That can't be normal. He's got to be sick. TAMI-LYNN: He's not sick, it's just baby doody. JOHN: Yeah, that's what babies do, Teddy. TED". Oh, you don't think this diaper's gross? JOHN: No. TED: All right. Here, catch. (DIAPER SQUISHING) JOHN: Oh, Teddy, What the fuck? fiSCREANhNG) (TED LAUGHING) Holy shit! Oh, you motherfucker! (CAMERA CLICKING) TED: Hashtag "Shit happens."
Ted 2
3.8s
Ms. Jackson? Mr. Meighan will see you now. Oh, okay. Thank you.
Ted 2
2.2s
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
4.9s
Oh. Johnny, you kidding me, man? You were the first person I wanted to go to.
Ted 2
8s
Look, I don't know what kind of mojo was in that wish you made when you were a child, but this bear is alive.
Ted 2
1.4s
(CROWD MURMUR)
Ted 2
2.6s
And I don't think I ought to be treated any different.
Ted 2
2s
Yes, we have, Your Honor. (CLEARS THROAT)
Ted 2
1.4s
Hey,Bennefi!
Ted 2
2.7s
Why is he being treated differently than everybody else?
Ted 2
1.6s
(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
17.7s
Well, yeah. I mean, it would have to be a pro bono situation because we're not really working with much money. But I think you'll be impressed with my client. Oh! Ha-ha! Motherfucker! Sure. Yeah, great. Okay. Thank you so much! Okay, I'll see you then.Bye.
Ted 2
1.7s
(GAVEL BANGING)
Ted 2
12.4s
Oh, shit! You messed up my car. What the hell is wrong with you? Look, Sam, this is a really bad time, all right? Something happened to Ted. But it was a good time for you to vandalize my Chrysler though. Hey, fuck your Chrysler!
