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The anthropologist and ethioist Dawn Prince-Hughes argues that the standards for personhood include self-awareness, an ability to understand complex emotions and a capacity for empathy.

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As far as I'm concerned, anyone who can inspire that kind of love in another person deserves to be called human.

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We're all in agreement that Ted is self-aware.

Ted 2

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What defines a person?

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I'm alive.

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I will.

Ted 2

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(SINGING) Hey, you lawyer guys You don't know me and Johnny are watching you While we're high That was fucking magic. That felt smooth. That felt really smooth. Oh! So in the pocket.

Ted 2

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Oh, yeah? What's that? Tami-Lynn and I are gonna have a baby!

Ted 2

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Okay? And... And I don't want us to fight like we've been doing the past few months. I don't know, Teddy. Something's got to change, you know? Because I can't do this no more. It's too much. I know, I know, I know. And... And that's why...

Ted 2

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Holy shit! You? (CHUCKLES) Yeah, yeah, we talked about it today. Dude, that's fucking awesome! Congratulations! Thank you! Wait, wait, wait. How... How... How do you guys... VVeH,yeah,thafsthe thing. We... We, uh... We got to find a sperm donor.

Ted 2

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(FLICKING LIGHTER)

Ted 2

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Hey, I'm really sorry! Yeah, me, too. She's worse than us. Yeah, she's our enemy now.

Ted 2

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Ted and Tami-Lynn were married once again, and soon afterward, they adopted a fine, young baby boy.

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Thanks,paL Hey, you were always real to me, buddy. Even when you weren't. Congratulations, Ted.

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And is that enforced by law?

Ted 2

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(SIGHS)

Ted 2

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(EXHALES) Sorry, Allison. I tried. (SIGHS) It's okay. I just wish he wasn't so goddamn cute. Yeah. Hey, can I get a Jack Daniel's with just a splash of Grey Goose?

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Jesus,Johnny, you don't got to marry Allison. You just got to bang her and maybe pee on her a little. What? It's always good to find new ways to surprise your lover. Yeah, I got to take a leak.

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