No, John. We can get her back. Look, you remember when you were 10, and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun? And then when we saw it fall from the tree, we both started crying, you remember? And then we ran up to it and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life. John, we could do that again. Ted, we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying to give it CPR. It died.
Ted
4.1s
What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative. No, no, it's from The Notebook.
Ted
2.3s
John, it's almost 10:00.
Ted
2s
Rex, I got to go.
Ted
1.4s
Hey.
Ted
1.2s
(CHEERING)
Ted
3.2s
I just farted. That was a man fart. (GIGGLES)
Ted
4.2s
Well, that's good to hear. Yeah. (CELL PHONE RINGING)
Ted
4.5s
So, work's good? Everything good, there? Yeah. Yeah, work's good.
Ted
7.6s
You're not a very polite guest, are you? Shit! Ted, hello? Ted? What's the matter? Is he okay?
Ted
1.4s
Back off, Susan Boyle!
Ted
4.3s
All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement, complimentary map of Boston.
