What are you, five years old? JOHN: Yeah. But I read at a six-year-old level, so... (LAUGHING) Sir, and madam, here is your dessert and champagne.
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Hey, anything for you. This is all part of the new, grown-up adult John Bennett, so you better get used to him. Really?
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(SNARLS)
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No.
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REX: That was insane. Did you see the way the guy's body hit the ground? He was like a ragdoll.
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You know, you guys, it's really not about that. I don't care about that. I mean, I'd love him if he was a janitor. I mean, he has a huge heart and we laugh a lot. It's just a bonus that he's the hottest guy in Boston. I don't know. I just wish he would get his life together. Our life. And he can't. And, I swear to God, it is because of that bear. You should give him an ultimatum. It's you or the bear.
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Uh... I'm not sure, it's... (DIAL TONE) Hello? Hello, John?