And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends.
Ted
2.4s
Lori, wait, please.
Ted
20.8s
Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood with the goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate, Brandon Routh. Remember Brandon Routh from that God-awful Superman movie? Jesus Christ! Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us.
Ted
7.7s
So, talk to me, Johnny Quest. How are things with you and Lori? Things are great, actually. That's great. That is great.
Ted
8.7s
He's waiting down at Charlie's right now. So, if you go down there and just talk to him I'll be gone when you get back.
Ted
2.4s
Lori ever fart in front of you? Yeah.
Ted
8.5s
That's the new checkout girl. Don't know her name. Seems cute. Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
Ted
1.2s
Fuck!
Ted
1.9s
Oh, my God!
Ted
1.7s
Hey, how are you holding up?
Ted
15s
(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence Stop it. Knock it off. I love my sixpence Better than my life Stop it! Fuck! Why you got to take it to that place? You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing. Come on. Take it easy. All right, look, let's just find a better place to get stoned.
Ted
12.4s
NORAH: Thank you. Now, I'm going to give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage. He's going to sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much. Please give a big hand to John Bennett.
Ted
1.5s
Sorry.
Ted
1.2s
Please.
Ted
13.5s
He knows he screwed up huge but you've got to believe me it wasn't all his fault. I told him to bail on you that night at Rex's and he said, "No." He said "no," he was going to stay there with you, and I twisted his arm, Lori.
Ted
5.9s
They said they got separated and one of them had his foot stuck under a rock for like, five days. Wow. Mmm.
Ted
2.2s
You know what? Fuck you. I don't even want to talk to you.
