This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat. I just barely outbid Phil Donahue for that at auction. Wow, cool. Yeah, cool. These boxing gloves were worn by Joe Louis in his first fight.
Ted
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Teddy?
Ted
4.3s
This song always reminds me of the most important night of my life.
Ted
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(PANTING)
Ted
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Just a man with a man's courage He knows nothing but a man But he can never fail No one but the pure in heart Can find the golden grail How you doing? Good to meet you.
Ted
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Did you just call me a whore? What? You just worry about your own "snatch." How about that, honey? Whoa! Whoa! JOHN: Whoa! What the hell happened? We're having a friendly meal here. This was a nice evening. Don't talk shit to me. I just asked you a question. You know, you're a freaking snob. You think you're cool because you work at some fucking fancy shit place, whatever. Okay, take it easy. Nice, Lori, real nice. Me? It's not my fault she can't speak English. Oh, fuck you! Just because you're on the business world and shit you think, what, everybody should suck your asshole, or something? Okay. All right, Tami, come on, honey. Let's get out of here. We'll go back to my place for a couple of vodka and strawberry Quiks. You know what? I gave birth once, bitch. I could kick your fucking ass.
Ted
2s
You're not very tolerant, huh?
Ted
1.4s
Teddy?
Ted
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(STAMMERS) I think I need to clear the air here a little. Yeah, I'm kind of a fun-time boss and what-not. But, look, man, I do that with everybody at the office. I'm a kook. I have no designs on your girlfriend. We work together, and that's it. I think you're a great guy and she's a very lucky girl.
Ted
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What do you mean "girlfriends"? Was there a lot of them or something? No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori? Lori, you didn't mean that. No, no,no.
Ted
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Not recently, no. I thought that was just for people in Florida. You better follow me. Come on. Johnny, I'm frightened.
Ted
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Wow, you can really move. You like that, huh? Check this shit out.