HEY HEY John, I hope that...“ Listen, I don't want you to think that... (CELL PHONE RINGING)
Ted
1.3s
(COUGHS)
Ted
5.9s
Are you kidding me? No, no, no. Four years, we've been going out. I'm taking you to the best place in town.
Ted
8.8s
Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori. Not long afterward, he fell into a deep depression and died of Lou Gehrig's disease.
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
1.2s
Tom Skerritt.
Ted
7s
I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night. My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.
Ted
1.6s
Hey, Ted. (EXCLAIMS)
Ted
7.3s
Johnny, thank Christ you made it. Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon? Okay, get ready. Hey, Sam, this is the guy I was telling you about.
Ted
8.5s
And I want you to know that, after last night I don't ever want to lose anyone who matters to me ever again. I'm not going to wait any longer for my life to start.
Ted
10.5s
Now, I know we said no gifts, but... We said no such thing. I got you something anyway, in clear violation of the "no gift" rule. We had no such rule. Lori, I've wanted to give this to you for a long time.
Ted
1.2s
Johnny!
Ted
7.2s
John! May I speak with you, please? Shit. It's all right, go, go, go. I'll pull out of here. Hi, Thomas, how are you?
Ted
5.8s
Ted! I'm alive, Johnny! Oh, my God! I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!
Ted
3.4s
This is how everybody sang in the '90s. (SINGING)
Ted
4.9s
NARRATOR: And so John, Lori and Ted lived happily ever after.
