REX: That was insane. Did you see the way the guy's body hit the ground? He was like a ragdoll.
Ted
2.4s
Should I sit?
Ted
1.3s
You're hired.
Ted
2.2s
Boom. That's me and Skerritt.
Ted
1.8s
It's a miracle.
Ted
1.4s
Daddy!
Ted
2.7s
Oh. Check this out.
Ted
1.2s
John.
Ted
1.4s
I'm coming.
Ted
2.7s
You're just like the Baby Jesus.
Ted
1.4s
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Ted
1.8s
I got to go.
Ted
2.6s
Just to be clear, I'm not embarrassed.
Ted
28s
No, John. We can get her back. Look, you remember when you were 10, and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun? And then when we saw it fall from the tree, we both started crying, you remember? And then we ran up to it and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life. John, we could do that again. Ted, we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying to give it CPR. It died.
Ted
4.1s
What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative. No, no, it's from The Notebook.