Go. Take Columbus to Herald and get on the expressway.
Ted
2.4s
Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?
Ted
2.7s
Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop! That's them, turn around!
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
6.9s
I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running. I bet it's hilarious. Let me out of here! I am a citizen of the United States of America and I have rights! (GRUNTS)
Ted
7.5s
I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right? All the time. Fuck it. Bring it in. Come here. Bring it in, you bastard. Come on.
Ted
4.4s
All right, Kareem! (GLASS SHATTERING) Ah! You suck, Kareem.
Ted
4.1s
What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative. No, no, it's from The Notebook.
Ted
4s
Oh, I'm okay. If I get raped, it'll be my fault for what I'm wearing.
Ted
2.7s
God, there are some fucked-up fish out there.
Ted
2s
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
1.4s
(GRUNTS)
Ted
1.4s
Hey.
Ted
34.2s
Hey, Johnny, how about a beer? A couple of Charles Brew-kowskis? Couple of Brew-stoyevskis? Maybe a Mike Brew-gaslowski? Perhaps a Tedy Brew-ski? That's a good one. You know what, I think I, too, want a Martina Navrati-brewski. No, that doesn't work. Don't ruin it. No. Bullshit! That totally works. TED: No, no. Yeah, it does. It doesn't work. The name has to have a "ski" at the end of it and you just put "brewski" at the end of "Martina Navratilova," so... I just thought we were saying funny names. No, it has to have a "ski" at the end of it. Otherwise, where's the challenge? If there's no "ski" at the end of the root word then we would just be idiots saying nonsense.
Ted
6.6s
You coming down? Yeah, I don't feel so good. Give it a couple of hours. You'll be golden, Ponyboy.
