(STAMMERS) I think I need to clear the air here a little. Yeah, I'm kind of a fun-time boss and what-not. But, look, man, I do that with everybody at the office. I'm a kook. I have no designs on your girlfriend. We work together, and that's it. I think you're a great guy and she's a very lucky girl.
Ted
7.5s
What do you mean "girlfriends"? Was there a lot of them or something? No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori? Lori, you didn't mean that. No, no,no.
Ted
8.6s
Not recently, no. I thought that was just for people in Florida. You better follow me. Come on. Johnny, I'm frightened.
Ted
4.4s
Wow, you can really move. You like that, huh? Check this shit out.
Ted
1.8s
Sometimes you don't.
Ted
1.7s
Move, sucker!
Ted
1.2s
(COUGHING)
Ted
1.7s
Mandy? No.
Ted
9.7s
It doesn't sound very mellow. Well, he only had three other batches. "Gorilla Panic," "They're Coming, They're Coming," and something called, "This is Permanent." Go on, spark it up.
Ted
2.8s
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
Ted
1.3s
(GUESTS CHEERING)
Ted
1.3s
(PANTING)
Ted
1.2s
(GROANS)
Ted
5.2s
And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me? Okay, come on. Ever! I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?
Ted
7.3s
Just like in the movie. Yes. Get over here right now. Fuck, I can%! I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.
Ted
5.8s
I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori, I do love you more than life itself.
