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Boom. That's me and Skerritt.
Ted
You're just like the Baby Jesus.
Ted
Just to be clear, I'm not embarrassed.
Ted
What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative. No, no, it's from The Notebook.
Ted
John, it's almost 10:00.
Ted
I just farted. That was a man fart. (GIGGLES)
Ted
So, work's good? Everything good, there? Yeah. Yeah, work's good.
Ted
Back off, Susan Boyle!
Ted
All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement, complimentary map of Boston.
Ted
Oh, Jesus. Yeah, she's pretty shook up.
Ted
