I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there. All right, this is one man to another. I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you, as a man. This is serious.
Ted
4.3s
All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement, complimentary map of Boston.
Ted
5.7s
Thanks so much for coming. My daughter better be alive, you sick son of a bitch.
Ted
6.2s
Dude, one man to another. I got you on this. Thank you. I'll be back.
Ted
2.3s
I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.
Ted
1.3s
(SINGING)
Ted
6.8s
Check this out. That's me on the high school diving team. We dove the shit out of that pool that year.
Ted
3.1s
My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.
Ted
2.7s
Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough.
Ted
1.4s
Because I love you.
Ted
1.2s
Teddy?
Ted
1.2s
Hey.
Ted
9.2s
What the hell? Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register? There's, like, 1,000 people here. There's supposed to be three registers open. For God's sakes.
Ted
8.5s
This is the American fantasy, right here. A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world. Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!
Ted
6.2s
Listen, if you're here to fight John's battles for him... Look, just let me talk first, all right? And then you can say whatever you want.
Ted
2.3s
Lori and I may just need a little space right now.
