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And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends.

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Thank you very much, please come again. We have a lot more groceries.

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(SIGHS) She's making you do it, isn't she?

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Never mind. Take her to Benihana. John, look, don't you think after four years maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner? Like what? I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.

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MAN: asshole! TED: That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.

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Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

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(METAL SCRAPING)

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(STAMMERS)

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Top Gun.

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NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news.

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There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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And we're in love.

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You promised me this was about work. Lori, why don't you like me? Ugh! I'm rich, I'm good-looking, my dad owns the company. I have a boyfriend. I have told you this. Yeah, the guy with the bear. But I'm talking about a mature relationship, Lori. If we were together, our babies would be spectacular. With my top-of-the-pyramid Caucasian genes and your splash of dark, beautiful, smoky...

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You know, you guys, it's really not about that. I don't care about that. I mean, I'd love him if he was a janitor. I mean, he has a huge heart and we laugh a lot. It's just a bonus that he's the hottest guy in Boston. I don't know. I just wish he would get his life together. Our life. And he can't. And, I swear to God, it is because of that bear. You should give him an ultimatum. It's you or the bear.

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(JOHN ROARS) (LAUGHS) JOHN: Who lives here? I'm coming to get whoever lives here.

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(MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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