Uh... I'm not sure, it's... (DIAL TONE) Hello? Hello, John?
Ted
5s
And that was a promise that neither one of them ever forgot.
Ted
15.3s
Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time. One afternoon, Ted was caught behind the deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami-Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to store manager.
Ted
7.1s
(SQUEALS EXCITEDLY) He acknowledged it. Let's do some shots. With you? Ch, my God, yes! Ch, my God, yes! Let's go!
Ted
6.4s
Did you... Did you just talk? Don't look so surprised. You're the one who wished for it, aren't you?
Ted
2s
Let's see how well you know these streets.
Ted
2.7s
(ALL CHEERING) (SQUAWKING)
Ted
2.9s
Wow. Goddamn right, "Wow."
Ted
1.8s
You wished for my life back.
Ted
7.5s
Yeah, Rex is having a house party but I'm surprised John didn't tell you, considering you two have seen each other every single day since you moved out.
Ted
12.9s
You know, Sam, there's only one way to end a perfect day. What's that? Flash jump. Right. BOTH: One, two, three! Yeah!
Ted
4.9s
You know, this place looks great. Thanks, man, it's all IKEA. Did the whole place for $47.
Ted
3.1s
My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.
Ted
2.3s
I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.
