Hey, anything for you. This is all part of the new, grown-up adult John Bennett, so you better get used to him. Really?
Ted
4.1s
And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends.
Ted
4s
Thank you very much, please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
Ted
3.1s
(SIGHS) She's making you do it, isn't she?
Ted
11.2s
Never mind. Take her to Benihana. John, look, don't you think after four years maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner? Like what? I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.
Ted
3.7s
MAN: asshole! TED: That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.
Ted
2.4s
Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?
Ted
1.3s
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Ted
1.3s
(METAL SCRAPING)
Ted
1.4s
(STAMMERS)
Ted
1.2s
Top Gun.
Ted
7s
NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news.
Ted
2.7s
There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.
Ted
1.6s
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Ted
1.7s
And we're in love.
Ted
25.5s
You promised me this was about work. Lori, why don't you like me? Ugh! I'm rich, I'm good-looking, my dad owns the company. I have a boyfriend. I have told you this. Yeah, the guy with the bear. But I'm talking about a mature relationship, Lori. If we were together, our babies would be spectacular. With my top-of-the-pyramid Caucasian genes and your splash of dark, beautiful, smoky...
