This is going to take some doing, I think. I'll just meet you upstairs then? Yeah, I'll be right there.
Ted
6.8s
Check this out. That's me on the high school diving team. We dove the shit out of that pool that year.
Ted
3.2s
(LAUGHS) That's my buddy, Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy running it.
Ted
4.9s
This song is so great. Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.
Ted
4s
Rex is fine. He only hit on me once today, so, it's a good thing.
Ted
2.4s
Is that a shit?
Ted
1.6s
Oh, yeah.
Ted
5.4s
Well, as it turned out, John picked the perfect night to make a wish.
Ted
2.8s
Okay, here's a test to see how much you actually care about me.
Ted
3.9s
Yeah, John? Do you promise we'll always be together?
Ted
2.1s
Come here, you bastard.
Ted
1.4s
(WOMAN MOANING)
Ted
1.3s
What is it?
Ted
1.4s
John“.
Ted
9.9s
Well, you know, since I just returned from active duty in the Civil War that actually sounds very appealing. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. That was 150 years ago and I don't give a shit.
Ted
10.7s
Donny was arrested by Boston police and charged with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded.
Ted
9s
I love you girls. You know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night. What is that? What is what?
Ted
7.5s
I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right? All the time. Fuck it. Bring it in. Come here. Bring it in, you bastard. Come on.
