(SIGHS) Okay. You okay there, sweetheart? (GRUNTS) You look a little flustered. I'm fine, I'm fine, I just didn't have time for breakfast and the garage was full, oh, and that's right, my boyfriend can't sleep through a thunderstorm without his teddy bear.
Ted
14.7s
NARRATOR: But through all the fame, Teddy never forgot his very best friend, John. The thunder can't get us, right? Nope, we're thunder buddies, and the thunder knows it. We're totally safe. (THUNDER RUMBLING)
Ted
9.5s
You would? I sure would. Is that cannibalism? No, I think it's only cannibalism if you swallow. Oh, yeah, no! Don't worry about that, because I don't swallow.
Ted
4.8s
But I want to wait until I get you something really special. I just don't have the money right now.
Ted
1.7s
(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS)
Ted
15.4s
Well, hello there. Sorry if I'm interrupting any private girl-talk about Channing Tatum's index finger. But, Lori, I need to see you in my office. Yeah, the thing is, Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to... Oh, this is work, I swear. (SIGHS) Great.
Ted
9.5s
Okay, that was perfect. Would you like me to wrap your leftovers? No, I'm good. Thank you. Actually, could you wrap just this up for me? I want to scare the shit out of somebody. Sure.
Ted
10s
You're back! Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm a little fucked up. But will you take care of me forever and ever?
Ted
6.5s
He's such an asshole. Out of control. He's such a sleaze. A hundred bucks says he's showing her the diving team photo.
Ted
3.2s
(SIGHS) It doesn't feel like four years, does it?
Ted
3.2s
I found my phone. What's going on?
Ted
3.5s
Baltic? Czech? Goodbye, Rex.
Ted
1.5s
No, it doesn't.
Ted
11.5s
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were playing truth or dare and Cherene's pretty ballsy. There is a shit on my floor! "Or is the floor on the shit?" is what Kierkegaard would say.
Ted
5.6s
I don't understand why you keep putting up with him. Yeah, I mean, the guy's 35, and he's working for a rental car service.
