Yeah, but what about "thunder buddies for life," Johnny? I know. I just don't know what to do, here. I know it sucks, but otherwise I'm going to lose her. And I do love her, Ted.
Ted
6.7s
Ted, you mean everything to me, and so does Lori. I'm just trying to find a way to keep you both in my life.
Ted
3.1s
You get the job, we're celebrating after, okay?
Ted
2.3s
Lori and I may just need a little space right now.
Ted
1.3s
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
8.5s
Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive! (CHUCKLES) Really? Well, isn't that exciting. No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.
Ted
7.4s
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
Ted
1.3s
(APPLAUSE)
Ted
4.7s
I actually went through something like this with my last boyfriend. Really? Yeah.
Ted
2.1s
That's pretty much it.
Ted
1.5s
(SINGING)
Ted
9.8s
(SIGHS) Fuck it. Fine. Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night. And if that means getting you off my back, well, that's just a bonus. I'll pick you up at 8:00.
Ted
5s
I'll be back in 30 minutes tops, okay? But Lori cannot find out. She absolutely cannot know I was gone.
Ted
2.9s
If you can cover for me, I'm cool with all that other shit.
