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You walking home alone, huh?

Ted

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Where is he?

Ted

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Uh, no, no, I'm not.

Ted

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I made you out to be a hero. You know what, John, we asked Ted to move out so we can give ourselves a chance without him.

Ted

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This is Jared. He's the guy who beat me up.

Ted

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Yeah. I did wish for it.

Ted

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You know I love you.

Ted

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(SIGHS) All right.

Ted

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You know what? You're acting like a cock. You know that? What? I'm acting like a cock? Yes, you are. So shut your meat hole for a second and listen to me. Huh? Meat hole? What? That's not right, is it? No. "Pudding hole"? Is that what they say? No, it can't be that either.

Ted

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JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here! Helen, get my gun. Dad, no! Is it a hugging gun? Helen, get my gun, and call the police!

Ted

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You're asking me out a week after I broke up with somebody?

Ted

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Now, I have to give you an ouch.

Ted

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(SINGING)

Ted

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This is the American fantasy, right here. A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world. Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!

Ted

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What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome so I'm always interested in meeting the lady that can snatch him up.

Ted

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Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett. But I can give you love, and rocking horses, and dancing.

Ted

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Yes, you are, my little chipmunk.

Ted

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JOHN: There he is. Pull over.

Ted