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I'm not going to try to get you to take me back.
Ted
I don't know if I can drive!
Ted
Just go out with me one time. And if you're miserable and you hate it then I promise I will never even hint at the subject again.
Ted
You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor, but I'm really happy that you were. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
See, that's why I watch these things. That's like a cool behind-the-scenes thing that you wouldn't know.
Ted
Thanks so much for coming. My daughter better be alive, you sick son of a bitch.
Ted
Dude, one man to another. I got you on this. Thank you. I'll be back.
Ted
I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.
Ted
Check this out. That's me on the high school diving team. We dove the shit out of that pool that year.
Ted
My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.
Ted
Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough.
Ted
