You know, Lori, someday, there's going to be a ring in there.
Ted
14.7s
NARRATOR: But through all the fame, Teddy never forgot his very best friend, John. The thunder can't get us, right? Nope, we're thunder buddies, and the thunder knows it. We're totally safe. (THUNDER RUMBLING)
Ted
1.4s
Than falling...
Ted
7.2s
You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor, but I'm really happy that you were. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
6.8s
Check this out. That's me on the high school diving team. We dove the shit out of that pool that year.
Ted
6.2s
Dude, one man to another. I got you on this. Thank you. I'll be back.
Ted
2.7s
Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough.
Ted
2.5s
I'm so sorry.
Ted
2.3s
I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.
Ted
2s
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Ted
9s
Just go out with me one time. And if you're miserable and you hate it then I promise I will never even hint at the subject again.
Ted
3.1s
My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.
Ted
1.4s
Because I love you.
Ted
5.7s
Thanks so much for coming. My daughter better be alive, you sick son of a bitch.
Ted
1.3s
(SINGING)
Ted
14.9s
So bad, but so good. (COUGHS) Hey, by the way, don't let me forget, you and I got to nail down a plan for the Bruins game tomorrow night. No, I can't. I'm taking Lori to dinner. For what? Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow. Oh, fuck me. Nice.
