Holy shit. Sorry. Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.
Ted
2.2s
I'm going to have sex with your girlfriend.
Ted
3.2s
I am so fake-happy for her.
Ted
6.6s
You coming down? Yeah, I don't feel so good. Give it a couple of hours. You'll be golden, Ponyboy.
Ted
1.4s
(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)
Ted
10.4s
You remember that night, after the club we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m. We watched a movie on the little TV in the diner. Name that movie.
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9.3s
Hey, anything for you. This is all part of the new, grown-up adult John Bennett, so you better get used to him. Really?
Ted
7.7s
So, talk to me, Johnny Quest. How are things with you and Lori? Things are great, actually. That's great. That is great.
Ted
1.9s
Ted!
Ted
1.2s
Oh, Jesus!
Ted
1.2s
(GASPS) Ooh!
Ted
4s
You can do any '90s song with just vowels. (SINGING)
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7s
I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night. My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.
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1.3s
(METAL SCRAPING)
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11.2s
Never mind. Take her to Benihana. John, look, don't you think after four years maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner? Like what? I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.
