This song always reminds me of the most important night of my life.
Ted
1.7s
Yeah.
Ted
4.1s
Oh, hey, listen, try this. I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that.
Ted
3.5s
Baby, I don't know if this is going to work. Please, just try.
Ted
1.3s
(CHUCKLES)
Ted
1.5s
Yes! He did it!
Ted
5.2s
You know, if your leg got trapped under a rock I'd chew it off to get you free.
Ted
13.6s
Glad to hear it. Because in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy, $38,000-a-year branch manager who's personal friends with Tom Skerritt. Not a bad life, is it?
Ted
19.5s
I look stupid. No you don't. You look dapper. I don't. I look like Snuggle's accountant. Come on, it's not that bad. John, I look like something you give your kid when you tell him Grandma died. Look, I know it sucks, okay? But you've got to make some money so you can pay for an apartment. I don't want to work at a grocery store. Yeah, but you have no skills. I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.
Ted
1.8s
It's a miracle.
Ted
5.2s
Uh... Cocaine, right? Come on, dudes. Don't tell me you never done it before.
Ted
1.3s
What is it?
Ted
11.5s
Up the dog's ass, right? Yeah, up the dog's, not the fireman's ass. I thought the fireman stuck his own finger up his own ass. No, I don't think a firefighter would do that. Go, take care of it. Let me know how she is. Thank you. Go.
