Kidnapping only applies to people. And you, Ted, you're property. Yeah, so is that fucking hairpiece.
Ted 2
5.4s
Think about what happened at Fenway. You remember? You out me open, that's it! I'm gone, dead!
Ted 2
3.9s
Just a regular old teddy bear. I won't be any fun then, will I?
Ted 2
1.8s
Fresh cakes! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Ted 2
1.9s
Yeah, I suppose that's true.
Ted 2
1.4s
Thirsty, Urkel?
Ted 2
1.2s
(GRUNTS)
Ted 2
1.3s
(YELLS)
Ted 2
1.2s
Ah!
Ted 2
11.3s
You've done none of that. I've read about your life. The drugs, the parties, the prostitutes, the arrests. Mr. Meighan, we've come a long way to meet you because you said that you could help us.
Ted 2
7.5s
See, the important thing about being human is making a contribution to society. Assisting in the betterment of your race.
Ted 2
5s
Mr. Bennett, how would you categorize your relationship with Ted?
Ted 2
3.8s
Holy shit! Look,Donny,Donny! You don't wanna do this! Okay?
Ted 2
1.7s
Is that the boxing movies?
Ted 2
1.7s
You're only one bear.
Ted 2
1.2s
(SCREECHING)
Ted 2
10.9s
The definition entails the rights thereof and will be recognized in the terms set by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. The court wishes to thank the jury for its service.
Ted 2
7.2s
(SCOFFS) It's what this country does best. Putting different people into little groups and making them watch Tyler Perry. It's wrong!
