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Uh, no, that's... That's not in our budget here.

Ted 2

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I'm busy.

Ted 2

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What do you wanna do now? You don't deserve him, John. You never did. You never did!

Ted 2

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What defines a person?

Ted 2

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No. No, you... You should be fine.

Ted 2

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And as soon as I'm done fucking myself, I'd like to take yourcase,Ted.

Ted 2

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I'm sorry, Your Honor. I'm on my period.

Ted 2

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We're all in agreement that Ted is self-aware.

Ted 2

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Hey, if you guys want to bang, me and Teddy can totally leave the room. No,no,honey,honey, they're classy, they're not like us. They're good pe0Ple- I'm happy to see everyone has made a full recovery. Mr. Meighan. What the hell? Holy shit! Is it all right if I come in?

Ted 2

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I wanna have a baby.

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You better not be messing with me. I swear to God, not messing with you. I think you'd make an awesome mom. Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'! (CHUCKLES) So what do you say? We all good? Yes! Oh, I love you! I love you so much! Oh, baby, I love you, too! (SMOOCHES)

Ted 2

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Ms. Jackson?

Ted 2

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I'm sorry. But as of today, you're fired.

Ted 2

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(SINGING) Mean 0/' moon It must be fun To shine upon me as I come undone Till I'm all alone beneath the sun You mean 0l' moon With your beam you led the way And found me love I thought was here to stay Then you went and took my love away You mean 0l' moon Oh, you mean 0l' stars above The games that you play with me I could find some happiness If all of my nights were cloudy Mean 0l' moon I hope it's true You're takin' all the light that's left in you And saving it up for you know who You mean 0l' moon You mean 0l' moon Yes!

Ted 2

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Go away, Teddy. Tami, listen, I just wanna talk to you. Okay? Will you just listen to me for one second? Why? So you can give me shit about my clothes? No!Look, I'm sorry about that, okay? I'm sorry. I was an asshole and I didn't mean it. You know, whatever, Teddy. Tami, (SIGHS) listen. I love you.

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TED: Can't believe it. That son of a bitch! That was really selfish of him. I know. And after I watched his piece-of-shit movie, like, a hundred times.

Ted 2

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Johnny.

Ted 2

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Us.

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Uh, no, that's... That's not in our budget here.

I'm busy.

What do you wanna do now? You don't deserve him, John. You never did. You never did!

What defines a person?

No. No, you... You should be fine.

And as soon as I'm done fucking myself, I'd like to take yourcase,Ted.

I'm sorry, Your Honor. I'm on my period.

We're all in agreement that Ted is self-aware.

Hey, if you guys want to bang, me and Teddy can totally leave the room. No,no,honey,honey, they're classy, they're not like us. They're good pe0Ple- I'm happy to see everyone has made a full recovery. Mr. Meighan. What the hell? Holy shit! Is it all right if I come in?

I wanna have a baby.

Ms. Jackson?

I'm sorry. But as of today, you're fired.

Go away, Teddy. Tami, listen, I just wanna talk to you. Okay? Will you just listen to me for one second? Why? So you can give me shit about my clothes? No!Look, I'm sorry about that, okay? I'm sorry. I was an asshole and I didn't mean it. You know, whatever, Teddy. Tami, (SIGHS) listen. I love you.

TED: Can't believe it. That son of a bitch! That was really selfish of him. I know. And after I watched his piece-of-shit movie, like, a hundred times.

Johnny.

Us.