This is quite a victory for you. Is there any statement that you'd like to make now that you're legally a person?
Ted 2
10.7s
As for complex emotions and the capacity for empathy, we all saw the distressing images of Ted agonizing over his fallen friend, John Bennett.
Ted 2
3.2s
I don't know, man. I got to do something or my marriage is gonna collapse. (SIGHS)
Ted 2
1.7s
Ted Clubber Lang.
Ted 2
1.6s
Sure, yeah.
Ted 2
9.9s
(EXHALES) Sorry, Allison. I tried. (SIGHS) It's okay. I just wish he wasn't so goddamn cute. Yeah. Hey, can I get a Jack Daniel's with just a splash of Grey Goose?
Ted 2
2.8s
Yes. (ALL CHEERING)
Ted 2
2.5s
It's right there for anyone to see.
Ted 2
11.3s
Here you go, guys. We're gonna be closing in a few, but I'm going to this after-hours thing at my friend's apartment, if you wanna join. Oh, thanks, Allison. Butlgotan early day tomorrow. Oh, okay.
Ted 2
2.9s
Please follow the instruction, Mr. Clubber Lang.
Ted 2
1.3s
What is your name?
Ted 2
3.6s
Nonetheless, I wish you all the best in your efforts.
Ted 2
3.2s
(EXHALES) Have you guys at least tried marriage therapy?
Ted 2
3.5s
That wasn't supposed to happen. That was an accident.
Ted 2
2.4s
Ted, you're my best friend. I'd do anything for you.
Ted 2
2s
Are those Tootsie Rolls just, like, to take?
Ted 2
1.7s
(SOBS) So beautiful.
Ted 2
20.7s
Okay, so what are we even talking about here? What we're talking about is a civil rights issue. This bear has rights. Oh, come on! He does not! He's a toy. Then why are you calling it a "he"? Look, we call the Statue of Liberty "she," but we all know it's an object made of copper and steel. Oh, good point. Yes, but she isn't conscious or sentient. He is. Mmm-hmm.
