It's always gonna be empty. There's never gonna be a little foot in here. I don't understand. We would have made such great parents. (INHALES) Oh, my God.
Ted 2
3.4s
Uh, yeah, yeah. No problem. Great, great! Here, follow me.
Ted 2
3.3s
MAN 1: Ted! MAN 2: Ted! Over here! Ted!
Ted 2
1.6s
What do you think that was about?
Ted 2
2s
Ted. Right, right. Sorry, sorry.
Ted 2
1.9s
Sam, you dig him, right?
Ted 2
1.4s
(YELLING)
Ted 2
1.7s
I work for Mattel.
Ted 2
1.2s
Please be seated.
Ted 2
28.7s
You two still not talking? No. Honest to God, Joy, I don't know how to fix this. I mean, how the hell do you take a broken marriage and make it work again? Well, I'll tell you one way. You have yourselves a baby. A baby? Uh-huh. Look at that. You see them two white niggas over there? (INDISTINCT) Yeah. What? Look at them. They're so happy. Because they got that little baby keeping them together. If they didn't have that baby, they'd just be two sad-ass white niggas waiting for Downtown Abbey to come on.
Ted 2
14.7s
You better not be messing with me. I swear to God, not messing with you. I think you'd make an awesome mom. Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'! (CHUCKLES) So what do you say? We all good? Yes! Oh, I love you! I love you so much! Oh, baby, I love you, too! (SMOOCHES)
Ted 2
5.3s
I need a full report on all the placement of our merchandise. Contact Bob Jennings atJavHs“.
Ted 2
11.5s
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That's so dumb.
Ted 2
2s
Johnny, wake up.
Ted 2
3.9s
Just a regular old teddy bear. I won't be any fun then, will I?