Oh, my God. Can we do that? Hell yeah! You know what we do? We'll get a lawyer and we'll sue the fucking government for your civil rights! Johnny, that's a great idea! Hey, hey! Maybe we get one of them Harrison Ford lawyers who gets shot in the head, then turns all retarded and nice and goes, "What we're doing is wrong." Yes. You know what, we get out there and we stick it to them good. We take that shit all the way up to Judge Judy if we have to. Yeah. But we don't know any lawyers. All our friends make sandwiches. Ah. Oh, we just Google "Boston lawyers."
Ted 2
4.9s
What do you wanna do now? You don't deserve him, John. You never did. You never did!
Ted 2
1.7s
Who's that buttnut over there?
Ted 2
2.9s
Dear God! Dear God in heaven!
Ted 2
1.4s
Ms. Jackson?
Ted 2
3.2s
JOHN: We're giving you the tools, buddy. Come on, make some fucking comedy.
Ted 2
2.2s
And when I have him, I'll call you with the code phrase.
Ted 2
3.6s
I really tried everything I could to be the man that she wanted.
Ted 2
1.6s
So, we're gonna win this thing?
Ted 2
4.2s
TED: Oh, my God. John, did you see that? She was totally giving you the fuck-me eyes.
Ted 2
3.6s
Goldner and the board cannot know about this until we have him.
Ted 2
3.4s
You want to have a look? Yeah, sure.
Ted 2
2.3s
(HIP-HOP PLAYING ON STEREO)
Ted 2
1.4s
(CRACKLING)
Ted 2
7.8s
God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. What do you mean? I was just messing around. Oh, shut up and suck that dick. Oh, fuck you.
Ted 2
2.4s
Ted, you're my best friend. I'd do anything for you.
Ted 2
1.5s
And I have.
Ted 2
4.7s
Video? I like Asian teen stuff preferably. There's lube right there. All right, yeah, thanks.
