I love you girls. You know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night. What is that? What is what?
Ted
5.1s
Oh. Is that a Flash Gordon ray gun, or are you just happy to see me?
Ted
2s
It just seems kind of gay, doesn't it?
Ted
2.2s
And I was so heartbroken.
Ted
1.5s
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
Ted
1.8s
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
2.2s
Uh, no, no, I'm not.
Ted
1.2s
Top Gun.
Ted
1.4s
Hey.
Ted
10.5s
Now, I know we said no gifts, but... We said no such thing. I got you something anyway, in clear violation of the "no gift" rule. We had no such rule. Lori, I've wanted to give this to you for a long time.
Ted
6.4s
Let's all be best friends. Oh, my God! John, get away from that thing. Get over here right now. But, Dad... Get over here!
Ted
4.7s
I actually went through something like this with my last boyfriend. Really? Yeah.
Ted
3.7s
You son of a bitch! Well, you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.
