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Back off, Susan Boyle!
Ted
All right, I love you. I love you so much. You won't be sorry, I swear.
Ted
Yes. But that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time.
Ted
You can do any '90s song with just vowels. (SINGING)
Ted
I gotta fuck her again.
Ted
Fuck! Shit. Oh, man! TED: Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That car just came out of nowhere. God, is it bad?
Ted
(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)
Ted
Hey, anything for you. This is all part of the new, grown-up adult John Bennett, so you better get used to him. Really?
Ted
This song is so great. Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.
Ted
