Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand. Yes!
Ted 2
2.5s
Ted, you're special.
Ted 2
1.9s
Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.
Ted 2
1.8s
Okay, well, good talk.
Ted 2
1.3s
(YELLS)
Ted 2
7.5s
See, the important thing about being human is making a contribution to society. Assisting in the betterment of your race.
Ted 2
6s
And what is that stuffing made of? A synthetic cotton-poly blend. Is there anything else in there?
Ted 2
1.2s
What's the matter?
Ted 2
2.1s
What do you mean? I mean, we get a lawyer.
Ted 2
2.3s
Jesus. Look at that black cock.
Ted 2
2.2s
Yeah, sure, sounds great.
Ted 2
1.4s
So what do you say to that?
Ted 2
1.3s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
8.6s
No, make sure you have all the updated information on our Comic Con placement. This has to be the biggest, most impressive rollout at the convention. Morning, Mr. Jessup.
Ted 2
5.8s
No, not once, not ever. When I saw this, I threw up. Almost quit medicine.
Ted 2
3.4s
Excuse me, Doctor, your wife's on the phone. She said it's an emergency.
