Thank you for choosing Liberty. Drive safely. Thanks. Thanks so much.
Ted
3.8s
I know that. Get out of here, okay? Thank you, sir.
Ted
3.4s
Is it 9:30? Yeah. Shit, I got to get to work!
Ted
10.9s
Hey. Hey, sweetie. Hey, Lori-. Hi. Hi. What do you got there? Turkey burgers. Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
Ted
5.1s
I'm going to show you something that I don't like to show people because I don't want them treating me differently.
Ted
7.1s
You kind of just reworded my joke, but, uh... (CHUCKLES) How was work? It was fine. How's your dickhead boss?
Ted
3.2s
I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late today, all right?
Ted
3.7s
Try and be a little more responsible tomorrow. I will, sir, I promise.
Ted
3.5s
Flash Gordon. Quarterback, New York Jets.
Ted
1.4s
I'm not going to let you down, Goose.
Ted
1.2s
Tom Skerritt.
Ted
1.2s
What?
Ted
25.3s
What, like anal? No, like a fucking circular gold thing on her finger. Oh, fuck that! It's been four years, Johnny. You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring? Where's my ring, asshole? Where's my ring, motherfucker? Stop it. Come on! Put it on my fuzzy finger, you fuck! Come on! (LAUGHS) All right, knock it off! All right, I'm just saying. But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move? No, I don't think she is. And, not only that, it's the wrong time.
Ted
5.6s
It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy. You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court. I mean, look at Haiti.
Ted
4.3s
TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.? I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.
Ted
3.9s
Come on, nobody's expecting anybody to propose. I mean, marriage isn't...
Ted
3.7s
I guess I didn't think about that. Well, that's... It's a factor.
