So, work's good? Everything good, there? Yeah. Yeah, work's good.
Ted
6.2s
"Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit." My God, America is imploding.
Ted
3s
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
Ted
4.8s
Holy shit. Sorry. Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.
Ted
4.8s
I gotta cut out for a bit. Lori tried to break up a dog fight and I guess she got hurt pretty bad.
Ted
4.4s
Jesus fucking Christ! I said a bad word one time.
Ted
4.1s
And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends.
Ted
2.2s
Greatest night ever!
Ted
8.7s
He's waiting down at Charlie's right now. So, if you go down there and just talk to him I'll be gone when you get back.
Ted
1.4s
(SINGING)
Ted
1.5s
Son of a bitch!
Ted
2.8s
Okay, here's a test to see how much you actually care about me.
Ted
5.5s
ROBERT: No! You can't have my teddy bear!
Ted
8.6s
Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett. But I can give you love, and rocking horses, and dancing.
Ted
1.3s
Oh, my God!
Ted
1.3s
Ted?
Ted
3.3s
I love you. I love you, too.
Ted
15s
NARRATOR: John became instantly attached to Teddy. There was something about that bear that made him feel as if he finally had a friend with whom he could share his deepest secrets. RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
