We were together for eight months, and I really loved him. And then he got deported back to Iran, so I know what you're going through.
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8.2s
I'm sorry, little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me. Stand up straight when you're talking to me.
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1.4s
You want a Xanax?
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2s
You're not very tolerant, huh?
Ted
1.2s
Fuck!
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4.4s
No. No. I wished for my life back.
Ted
1.8s
Someone call an ambulance!
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4.3s
All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement, complimentary map of Boston.
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8.3s
I love hide and seek. I'll hide. Now, hang on a sec, there. Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?
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2.5s
I'm so sorry.
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1.4s
Hey.
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1.2s
Wait a second.
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2.9s
Now, I have to give you an ouch.
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1.2s
I had no idea.
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7s
I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night. My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.
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4.5s
So, work's good? Everything good, there? Yeah. Yeah, work's good.
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6.2s
"Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit." My God, America is imploding.
