Johnny, there you are. I had to get some air. That guy from your office is in there on the couch making outwith that Van Wilder-looking guy.
Ted
4s
Look, I'm sorry, I messed up... John, I need you out of the apartment tonight.
Ted
4.3s
Yeah! Thanks. We're going to take a short break, but we'll be back in a few.
Ted
1.8s
Happy playtime.
Ted
3.4s
You know, you guys seem pretty cool. You like to party?
Ted
1.3s
Lori!
Ted
13.7s
You know what? You're acting like a cock. You know that? What? I'm acting like a cock? Yes, you are. So shut your meat hole for a second and listen to me. Huh? Meat hole? What? That's not right, is it? No. "Pudding hole"? Is that what they say? No, it can't be that either.
Ted
2.3s
You crazy! You crazy, man!
Ted
1.3s
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
3.2s
(LAUGHS) That's my buddy, Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy running it.
Ted
8.5s
Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive! (CHUCKLES) Really? Well, isn't that exciting. No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.
Ted
1.7s
(MOUTHING) Tom Skerritt! Wow!
Ted
1.2s
(CHEERING)
Ted
1.2s
(GRUNTING)
Ted
7s
I know I'm not a talking teddy bear, but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me.
Ted
1.3s
SAM: How we doing, ace?
Ted
4.4s
Where are you going? Taking a cab. I'm going home.
