Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Yes. I got you, motherfucker. I got you. Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn. Fuck!
Ted
1.4s
Back off, Susan Boyle!
Ted
1.7s
(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS)
Ted
1.8s
I got to go.
Ted
8.5s
That's the new checkout girl. Don't know her name. Seems cute. Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
Ted
5.9s
What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome so I'm always interested in meeting the lady that can snatch him up.
Ted
2.7s
Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough.
Ted
1.4s
(SINGING)
Ted
7.2s
You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor, but I'm really happy that you were. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
6.2s
Dude, one man to another. I got you on this. Thank you. I'll be back.
Ted
3.2s
You know, Lori, someday, there's going to be a ring in there.
Ted
2.3s
I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.
Ted
2.9s
Wow. Goddamn right, "Wow."
Ted
3.2s
(SIGHS) It doesn't feel like four years, does it?
Ted
2.3s
Lori and I may just need a little space right now.
Ted
1.4s
Than falling...
Ted
7.2s
He's a bear. Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge! I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.
Ted
3.9s
All right, I love you. I love you so much. You won't be sorry, I swear.
