NARRATOR: Before long, Teddy had become a huge celebrity in his own right.
Ted
10.1s
Come on. She'll go home, she'll watch Bridget Jones- something-asshole. She'll have a good cry, she'll be fine. You'll talk to her tomorrow. Come on upstairs. Are you even listening to me? Do you give any shred of a shit?
Ted
22.9s
Oh, thank you. Thanks. Yeah. I'm Donny, this is Robert. I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and I remember seeing you on the Carson show. You were just wonderful. Oh, yeah, that was a weird interview. Ed thought I was ALF, and he kept muttering anti-Semitic comments. He thought ALF was Jewish for some reason. Have you ever considered selling the bear?
Ted
1.2s
What?
Ted
1.5s
(BOTTLE TINKLING)
Ted
9.5s
Okay, that was perfect. Would you like me to wrap your leftovers? No, I'm good. Thank you. Actually, could you wrap just this up for me? I want to scare the shit out of somebody. Sure.
Ted
8.2s
What do you mean? What kind of trouble? They got me. That freaky guy from the park, and that kid who I think is his son, but may also be his lover, I don't know. Whoa, whoa, slow down. Where are you?
Ted
2s
JOHN: It should be right here, somewhere.
Ted
4.3s
Hey there. Hey. Hi. Hi.
Ted
1.2s
Fuck, man!
Ted
12.2s
(SIGHS) Okay. You okay there, sweetheart? (GRUNTS) You look a little flustered. I'm fine, I'm fine, I just didn't have time for breakfast and the garage was full, oh, and that's right, my boyfriend can't sleep through a thunderstorm without his teddy bear.
Ted
17.9s
Ted, that's a really nice offer, but I don't want you to do that. This is between John and me and I don't think it can be fixed. Yeah, because of me! Look, Lori, you want him to be a man. But as long as he's got his teddy bear, he's always going to be a boy.
Ted
12.3s
Wow! Here are the ladies. Look at you guys. You guys look amazing. A little heavy on the eye makeup, but pretty good. Thank you, Rex. Thank you. You guys know Lori and Jim, right? John. You guys remember John. WOMEN: Hi.
Ted
11s
Yeah, but what about "thunder buddies for life," Johnny? I know. I just don't know what to do, here. I know it sucks, but otherwise I'm going to lose her. And I do love her, Ted.
Ted
6.5s
He's such an asshole. Out of control. He's such a sleaze. A hundred bucks says he's showing her the diving team photo.
Ted
6.2s
I don't know, I guess most guys wouldn't do that. Well, most guys don't have you to motivate them.
