NARRATOR: Before long, Teddy had become a huge celebrity in his own right.
Ted
22.9s
Oh, thank you. Thanks. Yeah. I'm Donny, this is Robert. I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and I remember seeing you on the Carson show. You were just wonderful. Oh, yeah, that was a weird interview. Ed thought I was ALF, and he kept muttering anti-Semitic comments. He thought ALF was Jewish for some reason. Have you ever considered selling the bear?
Ted
1.2s
What?
Ted
1.5s
(BOTTLE TINKLING)
Ted
9.5s
Okay, that was perfect. Would you like me to wrap your leftovers? No, I'm good. Thank you. Actually, could you wrap just this up for me? I want to scare the shit out of somebody. Sure.
Ted
2s
JOHN: It should be right here, somewhere.
Ted
4.3s
Hey there. Hey. Hi. Hi.
Ted
1.2s
Fuck, man!
Ted
17.9s
Ted, that's a really nice offer, but I don't want you to do that. This is between John and me and I don't think it can be fixed. Yeah, because of me! Look, Lori, you want him to be a man. But as long as he's got his teddy bear, he's always going to be a boy.
Ted
12.3s
Wow! Here are the ladies. Look at you guys. You guys look amazing. A little heavy on the eye makeup, but pretty good. Thank you, Rex. Thank you. You guys know Lori and Jim, right? John. You guys remember John. WOMEN: Hi.
Ted
11s
Yeah, but what about "thunder buddies for life," Johnny? I know. I just don't know what to do, here. I know it sucks, but otherwise I'm going to lose her. And I do love her, Ted.
Ted
2s
It's an old sweater, huh?
Ted
2.9s
Even more than me.
Ted
1.4s
Lori.
Ted
3.8s
(LAUGHS) I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded.
