You know, there are services out there... Services? Yeah. Like what? A happy ending? What's that? Because I won't go there. Oh, my God. I don't need that... I don't need that kind of massage, Jim. That's not what I was... Because, you know what, it's dangerous. And you can pick things up. You don't even wanna know what you can pick up. Talk to your uncle Mort. I'd rather not. He was in the hospital for two weeks. That's disgusting.
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No, Jim. Yeah, right, at my age? I don't think so. I've been out of the game for so long. There wasn't even a game back then. Dad, don't worry. I'll hook you up.
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Dad, it's okay. What you're going through is perfectly natural.
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Do you think maybe it's time for you to meet someone else?
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I just... I don't know how much longer we can go on like this.
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Do you have those photos?
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What the fuck?
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So, Mia.
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Dad, you've always been there to give me advice.
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I know.
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Yeah, I miss her too, Dad.
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I think I'm the happiest man in the world thanks to you.
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I got your Jew scarf! Give it back, Stifler.
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Dad?
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Hi, girls. Can I get a pic? Sure.
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Oh, my God. Chris Ostreicher?
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In some ways, you've completely changed, and, in other ways, you're exactly the same. Heather, you can believe this, nothing's changed.
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It would be nice to get out of the house. I do have to warn you, though, Stifler's parties can get a little. Wild.