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- # If you believe in magic # - # Ooh, magic # # Don't you bother to choose if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues # # Just go and listen It will start with a smile # # That won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try # # Your feet start tappin' and you can't seem to find how you got there # # Do you believe in magic ## # Scooby-dooby doo bah scoo-scooby-dooby dooby-dooby doo bah # # Yeah, magic ## What was that? - Uh, sorry. - No, it was good.

American Pie

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Oh, God! Oh! Oh!

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Excuse me, everyone. Sorry to interrupt. I just thought you all should know this. Chuck Sherman is a liar. I never had sex with him. He's never had sex with anyone. I know this because he told me. Once he tried to screw a grapefruit, but that's all. Oh. He also told me that when he gets nervous, he sometimes wets his pants. Thank you for your time.

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- I cannot believe this. - Come on, guys. You know, we should be happy for Sherman.

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- You called me Oz. - Well, yeah. It's what your friends call you. I mean, I feel like I'm one of your friends now. And... your girlfriend?

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# As you walk up those steps and garner your award # # Try not to forget about me # # 'Cause I was there when you had no one else to hold # # You used to look just like a saint # # And stumble into walls # # You're a guy's very own quarantine # # You used to never think you'd ever grow old ## You must be excited about the big night tonight. Thrilled. Who's the lucky girl? Who's the lucky girl? Michelle. - Michelle. - Yeah. - She must be very special. - Oh, she's special, all right. I'm sure she is special if you picked her out of the whole bunch.

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- Oh, my God! - Jackpot, baby! - Can you believe this? - Nadia, I would have never known. I have an announcement that I would like to make. There is a gorgeous woman... masturbating on my bed! - Thank you, Nadia! - If you ever had a chance with Nadia, this is it. - What am I supposed to do, Kev? - Seduce her. Wha... What the hell would I say? Go over there and ask her if she needs an extra hand. - That's stupid, Kev. I can't... - That's not stupid! You're stupid if you don't go! Come on! Get over there! - Get goin', man. She's prime. - Get out of here! - She's waitin' for you. - Okay, all right. I'm goin'. - Go! - Go! - I'm goin'! - Go! Go! Go! Go! - Oh, shit.

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# Till the evenin' ends ## All right, status check. Where do you guys stand? Finch, we know where you are, but can't really use that as an excuse. Jim? Uh, my date's a flute-toting band dork. Does that answer your question? Oz, is this vocal-jazz shit gonna pay off or what? Kevin, what's with the attitude? Attitude? Me? I think you guys should be a little more enthusiastic. This is the night we've been waiting for. We're in this together. You guys can't back out. Kev, you don't need us to get laid. Are you afraid or something? No. Come on. We made a pact. You can't break that. You guys are gonna have to... Have to what, Kev, huh? I don't have to do shit. Forget it already. I am so sick and tired of all this bullshit pressure. I've never even had sex, and already, I can't stand it. I hate sex! And I'm not gonna stand around here busting my balls over something that, quite frankly, isn't that damn important. I'm gonna go hang out with that geek over there... 'cause at least she has something else to talk about besides sex. Goddamn.

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Hi. - How'd you know I was here? - Stifler told me. - Talked to Stifler? - Well, I needed to find you. We're gonna have to work on that song.

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Goal, Ostreicher! - All right, Oz! - Atta boy, Ozzie! Whoo! Yeah, baby! - We're crushing you losers! - Let's go, fellas! Come on! Whoo-hoo!

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Jessica, this is great! - Felt sorta guilty about taking your money. - You spent $200 on this? No, I spent 50 on the flask, 150 on the earrings.

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- Hey, Oz! - Ozmeister! - Oh, great. - What about the game? - I'm not playing. - You're missing the game for us? No, I'm missing the game for you.

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This is, like, the coolest thing I've ever seen. I know. Can you believe... This is definitely one of Stifler's best ideas ever.

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God, I can't believe how many cool people are at this party. Yup. And you got a keg too! - Wow! - Indeed.

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Okay, Dad. - Promise me. - I promise.

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S- Somebody's goin' in there.

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Huddle up, guys! Huddle up!

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# Don't stray # # Don't ever go away # # I should be much too smart for this # # You know it gets the better of me # # Sometimes when you and I collide # - # I fall into an ocean of you # - Oh. My hair. # Pull me out in time # # Don't let me drown # # Let me down # You okay? Yeah. Go slow. # Say you'll stay # # Don't come and go # # Like you do # # Sway my way # # Yeah, I need to know # # All about you # # Say you'll stay ## So the end of the story is you... had to kiss the guy for 20 seconds. Yes! And he was such a dork. Everyone laughed at me... - but I didn't care because it was so funny. - I get it. And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. Excuse me? What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... Sex Ed. So are we gonna screw soon, 'cause I'm gettin' kinda antsy.

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