- I cannot believe this. - Come on, guys. You know, we should be happy for Sherman.
American Pie
12.2s
God, I can't believe how many cool people are at this party. Yup. And you got a keg too! - Wow! - Indeed.
American Pie
11.2s
- Hey, Oz! - Ozmeister! - Oh, great. - What about the game? - I'm not playing. - You're missing the game for us? No, I'm missing the game for you.
American Pie
3.6s
- I wanna have sex. - Now?
American Pie
16.2s
I was being selfish and majorly insensitive. I'm a... I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon. I think shithead really says it. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. Oh, yeah? How? Oh, yeah? How?
American Pie
2.2s
Come in.
American Pie
1.6s
Would you like to dance?
American Reunion
1.2s
I got it.
American Reunion
4.5s
Hey, stud. I thought you'd never...
American Reunion
1.6s
Jim, I'm worried.
American Reunion
22.7s
You know, there are services out there... Services? Yeah. Like what? A happy ending? What's that? Because I won't go there. Oh, my God. I don't need that... I don't need that kind of massage, Jim. That's not what I was... Because, you know what, it's dangerous. And you can pick things up. You don't even wanna know what you can pick up. Talk to your uncle Mort. I'd rather not. He was in the hospital for two weeks. That's disgusting.
American Reunion
5.1s
Yeah, I don't think there's anything I really need to talk about, Jim.
American Reunion
2.7s
You want another? For sure.
American Reunion
1.5s
With high school chicks.
American Reunion
10.7s
You have certainly reinvented yourself. I don't know. There's just a part of me that still wishes that I could just explore the world, you know? Be everything I set out to be.
American Reunion
15.5s
What took you guys so long? We were looking for Kevin. Couldn't find him. Plus, that hot piece of ass Oz is banging got wasted, so we had to drop her off. You brought him? Of course they brought me. When you guys were busy jacking off in high school, I was running this drill every weekend. Now, let's see what we are dealing with.
American Reunion
7.2s
Hey, I got a treat for everybody. I picked something up. Celebrity Dance Off, Season Six. My man, Chris Ostreicher. Oh, my God.
American Reunion
5.3s
Yeah! Fuck yeah, Mr. Levenstein! The name is Noah, motherfucker.