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Nice scarf. I see you finally came out of the closet. How is your mother, Stifler? You stay away from my mom, shitbreak. Okay, boys, the past is the past. We can bury the hatchet here, huh? Yeah, fuck it. Hey, short-shorts! A round of Jägerbombs for me and my boys! Go fuck yourself, Stifler.
American Reunion
21.5s
Yeah, I just don't normally drink like this. You're telling me you haven't gotten a little bit tipsy on Myers Family Wine Night? I see somebody's been stalking my Facebook page. At least I don't take pictures of my meals. Who's stalking who now? Okay, so I've been by your page maybe once or twice. You were dating someone named Alessandro?
American Reunion
26.6s
What can I do for you, sir? Bob from Acquisitions had a heart attack. Some idiot told him that he was fired. He flipped out, I don't know. Listen, I need someone to finish his presentation. I need you to go in on Sunday and get everything ready. Yes? Oh, wait, Sunday. I got my high school reunion. Oh, wow, how fun! Yeah, no, I'll just call the chairman, and I'll get him to reschedule. Seriously? Hey, that would be awesome! That was a fucking joke, you moron. Jesus Christ, what am I doing?
American Reunion