You know, there are services out there... Services? Yeah. Like what? A happy ending? What's that? Because I won't go there. Oh, my God. I don't need that... I don't need that kind of massage, Jim. That's not what I was... Because, you know what, it's dangerous. And you can pick things up. You don't even wanna know what you can pick up. Talk to your uncle Mort. I'd rather not. He was in the hospital for two weeks. That's disgusting.
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You have certainly reinvented yourself. I don't know. There's just a part of me that still wishes that I could just explore the world, you know? Be everything I set out to be.
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What took you guys so long? We were looking for Kevin. Couldn't find him. Plus, that hot piece of ass Oz is banging got wasted, so we had to drop her off. You brought him? Of course they brought me. When you guys were busy jacking off in high school, I was running this drill every weekend. Now, let's see what we are dealing with.
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No one else here probably has any. Are you sure you don't want one? Yeah. No... Yes. No. Okay. Fine. More for me, then.
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I want you to dust off that old dick of yours, go out there, and get some ass. Oh! Just go out there. I think I Will. Dad, stop, okay? It's exactly what I'm gonna... I'm sorry, but you have had a little too much to drink tonight, and I'm not letting you... No, no. No, son, I haven't hardly had one drink. And you know I love you. I do love you, but you need to chillax.
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What is that, a half a vagina?
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Um, coming!
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It's better than ever.
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Paul is like my best friend. I love him so much. More now than ever before. In fact, I can't believe we haven't met. I'm Steven Stifler.
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Come on. I know I was a bit of a jerk back in the day but I grown up a lot since then.
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Really?
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I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it perfect.
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And we have the cutest kid ever.
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Mmm. Sorry, you're going to have to be more specific. I pre-ejaculated twice. Oh, Jim Levenstein! Right! Levenstein. Yeah, Jim Levenstein. Now I remember. Yeah.